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Joke of the Day
"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"
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"Fact: all boots were made for walking."
"Today I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."
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"I hope this year they have the courage to legalize diarrhea."
"What does the horny toad say? Rubbit"
"A study conducted by a group of scientists shows that women that have more than 25% body fat live longer than the men who mention it to them"
"I prefer to do my stand up comedy in airports As long as TSA and Homeland Security do their job, there's no way I'd bomb"
"Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert? It's full of Arab Seamen."