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Joke of the Day
"Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert? It's full of Arab Seamen."
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"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."
"Rohypnol......."
"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."
"[on a first date] ""Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want. I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year."""
"I was in the supermarket today and the cashier asked the foreign couple in front of me if they needed help packing their bags Fuck me, we only voted out yesterday give them a chance"
"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."
"Look... don't end your presentation with ""Are there any questions?"" & then get all pissy when I ask if you can ride a unicycle."
"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."
"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""