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Joke of the Day
"Fact: all boots were made for walking."
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"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach him to fish and you have lost a profitable business idea"
"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"
"If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word."
"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"
"""Meetings"" What a Jamaican calls everything he owns."
"Hurry! Invest in Viagra stock!! I heard it's about to go up!"
"[furious with son] wife: what happened? me: he talks back to me and is insulting me in Spanish [son from room] yolo isn't spanish me: ya see"
"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"
"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."