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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."
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"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed!"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan"
"replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground"
"Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers."
"What's 50 Cent's new name? 50 Drachma."
"I once got a d in school. It was degrading."
"What kind of water do ducks drink? Bottled Waddle."
"So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied ""Periodically"""