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Joke of the Day

"I prefer to do my stand up comedy in airports As long as TSA and Homeland Security do their job, there's no way I'd bomb"

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"How do you fit an elephant in a subway.... you take the s out of sub and the f out of way"
"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"
"Business Idea: 1. Buy a taco truck. 2. Park it in front of my house. 3. Sell tacos to myself."
"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."
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"One day, scientists will build a very intelligent supercomputer. ""Is there a god?"", they ask. *** ""There is one now."""
"Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things? They have bad mammaries."
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