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Joke of the Day

"I prefer to do my stand up comedy in airports As long as TSA and Homeland Security do their job, there's no way I'd bomb"

"Her: Are you okay? Me: Yea, Great! This isn't even my blood!"

"Why did the banker resign? His customers lost interest in him."

"I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !"

"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"

"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."

"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"

"REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer! REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws."