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Joke of the Day
"What does the horny toad say? Rubbit"
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"Me:*delete pics* IPhone: you sure? M:Yes IP: Ok I'll just put them over here Me:delete them IP: Ok *whispers* keeping them on the cloud tho"
"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."
"i just realized there are more toes in the world than people"
"Man next to to me just said into his phone ""You caught me in the middle of a sandwich."" He's lying. He is not in a sandwich."
"What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common? It's just so hard to pull out."
"Die Hard (1988):A cop stops terrorists in a building Therapist:Sounds cool but lets discuss how ur parents named u the title/year of a movie"
"What do you call a spy who is into BDSM? James Bondage."
"What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
"What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones."