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Joke of the Day

"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."

"I bought a clock, and then the big hand broke off it... I didn't want to throw it away, so I just added ""ish"" to every number."

"How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris."

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without XY"

"Why doesn't Donald trump travel in ships anymore..? Cause he doesn't like Cruz..."

"American Fat Man Falls... ...Levels Japanese City."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !"

"Man who stand on toilet... High on pot!"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish? Sitting in the back of the oven. Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!"