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Joke of the Day

"Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion."

"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""

"I bought one of Donald Trump's books on how to run a business ...but for some reason, it just ends at Chapter 11."

"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."

"If God is a DJ, life is a dance floor, and love is a rhythm, then you are on LSD."

"Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not."

"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."

"What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse? Meals on wheels..."

"Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger ""I'm mad at some online person I've never met"" then let them punch you"