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Joke of the Day

"My car broke down outside Dominos last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the driver."

"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"

"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"

"What goes 'clippidy clop bang bang clippidy clop'? An Amish drive-by."

"My mom texted me asking what ""DTF"" meant and I told her ""Dedicated To Family""...I seriously can't wait for her to use it."

"What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"

"Funny that when some people go out for 'fresh air', they come back in smelling like 'weed'"

"I like a lot of different kinds of breakfast, but I only eat one at a time. I'm a cereal monogamist."

"What's the hardest part of golf for asians? Driving"