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Joke of the Day
"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."
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"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"
"You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked."
"How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? You take your foot off the top of their head."
"Doctors just assume I want all my blood at a particular pressure."
"Yo Mum Jokes! (The British ""Yo Mama"") http://www.peachdogjones.com/2013/01/14/21-yo-mum-jokes-british-humor"
"What do you call a basement full of redditors? A wine cellar."
"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"
"I want to be a father someday But my son says I should start now"
"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"