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Joke of the Day
"A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine."
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"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"
"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""
"How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."
"Through jelqing, I managed to make my penis ...red... Cool... I have a red dick. Thanks, internet."
"Before emjois i had to end texts to my girlfriends with ""two girls holding hands* heart* kissy face* glass of wine* nail polish* red lips."""
"What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger? Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field."
"My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes a groan-up."
"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."