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Joke of the Day

"A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine."

"They say physicists like to work with harmonic oscillation because it's the only problem they can solve. That's not exactly true, but it is a good approximation."

"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."

"Why couldn't the Mod get into the club? He never got banned."

"Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it"

"I don't understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites."

"What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? They both don't drive tractors."

"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"

"Okay R/Jokes, what's your rawest most brutal joke?"

"If you drop a brown bear and a white bear into a lake, which one dissolves first? The white one, because it's **Polar**."