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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."
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"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America"
"ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep."
"Whenever I'm sad I remember that Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy. Then I feel better about myself."
"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"
"What do we want?! Redundancy! What do we want?! Red-uhh. redundancy?"
"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"
"My wife gets crazy when it comes to sex. I've had it with her."
"My wife called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a nine year old."