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Joke of the Day
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes a groan-up."
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"The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed."
"What are the two biggest lies a man will ever tell? 1. The check is in the mail 2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth."
"As a kid, I used to think $5,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money."
"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One + all... One to screw in the lightbulb, the rest just bitch that it is a repost."
"Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! """
"Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines? Because I never smile. :("
"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."
"What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish? Cod dam"
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo."