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Joke of the Day
"How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."
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"Who am I? I mustache you a question but I am shaving it for later."
"Im on a sea food diet if I seafood I eat it."
"[last supper] Jesus (to Judas): so your facebook status said you were anxious? Anything u wanted to say Judas (sweating): no not really"
"*voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something"
"Why did god invent the yeast infection? So women would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt."
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"My suggestion for Reebok's new marketing campaign: ""Nike: Just Do It; Reebok: Do Whatever Feels Right -- We're Not Dictators"""
"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"I like my slaves the same way I like my coffee Free"