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Joke of the Day

"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""

"Sex Change I ran into an old guy friend named Harry that had a sex change to be woman named Jan. I told her, don't forget it's Jan-ur-Harry 1st."

"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"

"""Daddy, why don't you kiss me the way you kiss mommy?"" ""Because I love mommy."""

"Do you know how the store Menards got its name? A pirate was kicked in the nuts and he went, ""Arr! Me-nards!"""

"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said ""Maybe"""

"What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes? ""It's all in the execution."""

"My mom sent me a two paragraph email to inform me that she had called customer service and received $17 off her flight to see me."

"I think one of the toughest parts about growing up is realizing that you don't sweat blue if you drink blue Gatorade."

"How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No"