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Joke of the Day
"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"
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"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."
"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"
"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"
"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"
"Their are only three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant."
"every fight is a food fight... ...when you're a cannibal."
"What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close? Wonton endangerment."
"How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister's jaw in."
"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."