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Joke of the Day

"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf."

"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"

"My friend is deaf in his left ear. His hearing is alright."

"Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner You can make it last, but it gets a little worse every day."

"Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun."

"Why I don't joke about politicians? Because I don't joke about jokes."

"I get so excited every time I see an armored car but then, guess what, no heist."

"You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking."

"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."