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Joke of the Day
"Their are only three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant."
Next Joke
"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? 'Cause he wanted to git a long, little doggie."
"Are we sure this new planet isn't just Pluto wearing a wig?"
"Q: Why did the bird get a ticket? A: It broke the law of gravity!"
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"
"What kind of environment do hobbits live in? A hobbitat"
"What's black and white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin"
"How do you cure the hiccups? Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice."
"I just bought a Christmas tree and my buddy asked, ""Are you going to put that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, I was thinking the living room."""