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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."
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"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"
"I woke up with a ringing in my left ear So I put my phone on vibrate."
"Jewish Mathematics."
"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."
"J.K. Rowling revealed more info about the American Hogwarts. Unlike the European version, it has metal detectors and more than one fat kid."
"What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth."
"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."
"New friend: want 2 go tanning w/me tmrw? Me: ok. sounds fun. idk where 2 get cowhides. do u?"