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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close? Wonton endangerment."
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"Why is it called necrophilia and not sexual intercorpse"
"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"
"When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage."
"What happened to Kim Jong? He was ill."
"Who would survive if Trump and Clinton both were stranded on a island? America"
"Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? Attempted murder."
"I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing except for saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says, ""Well... I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"