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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."
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"NSFW what does a suicide bomber need virgins for i read that suicide bombers get offered a bunch of virgins in heaven but whats a pile of mince meat going to do with them in heaven anyway."
"What do you call fireworks that don't work? Fireunemployed."
"Does your face hurt? Well it's killing me."
"This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics"
"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."
"Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me."
"How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course."
"Sometimes in the shower I pretend like I'm a bumblebee and just crash into the curtain a few times and die in the water."
"Bill Cosby runs into a bar one day. He saves it for later."