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Joke of the Day
"every fight is a food fight... ...when you're a cannibal."
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"Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend? Because his penis is Microsoft."
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating She sure is starting to sound like my wife"
"What did the prostitutes left leg say to the other leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money!"
"james[jesus' brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on"
"I used to know a great joke about a boomarang... Oh well... it'll come back to me."
"I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober."
"Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today. He was one in a milliner."
"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."
"I've feeding my kid Green Beans for St Patties Day so I can have green vomit on me without having to drink 26 green beers."