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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather died at Auschwitz He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower"
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"I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed."
"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."
"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."
"What do you need when you're not doing well in your Advanced Placement U.S. History class? A Push"
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They are both stuck-up cunts."
"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."
"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."
"(DARK) Why do mathematicians love Hitler? He had the Final Solution."
"My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom."