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Joke of the Day

"My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom."

"Why don't black people sleep well? Because we killed the only one with a dream"

"Venison... is dear."

"Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics. Discuss."

"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"

"There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside."

"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please!"""

"A soft drink is just a drink that needs a minute. Just give it a minute, this has never happened to it before."