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Joke of the Day
"What do you need when you're not doing well in your Advanced Placement U.S. History class? A Push"
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"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dictator."
"Why aren't Jewish people into rap? They can't drop dimes"
"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."
"Household chores How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? Send the bitch outside."
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me."
"My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk"
"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."
"What do you call an italian hooker? A pasta-tute"