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Joke of the Day

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult."

"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."

"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good."

"Before and After marriage! What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyonce."

"I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone."

"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."

"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."

"What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy? Uniball"