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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They are both stuck-up cunts."

"I'm always there for my friends when I need them."

"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"

"I was disappointed to learn Flickr is not a site about female masturbation."

"What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry it was a freak hic!"

"My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me... ...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way. Apparently, I don't know what a ""mock interview"" means."

"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."

"Therapist: Do you project your problems onto others? Me: Don't flip out, but I feel like you're asking me that to make yourself look smart."

"Why do you get the best blowjob at a crack house? Because they ain't got no teeth!"

"The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind."