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Joke of the Day

"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"

"What do you call a symphony of whales? An orcastra"

"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"

"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"

"Why does Olaf have to be a snowMAN when he clearly has snow gender."

"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."

"Why don't quantum physicists have sex? When they find the position, they don't have the momentum. When they have the momentum, they can't find the position."

"Why buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point"

"How do aliens stay warm? Space heater."

"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"