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Joke of the Day

"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"

"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."

"Remember where to put your commas kids... There's a big difference between helping your old uncle Jack, off his horse..."

"Take pride in what you're into, if thats exponents, well... More power to ya!"

"I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but... Na BrO"

"Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a bad summer."

"What's the iPhone's favorite football team? The Chargers."

"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"

"the easiest way to get a ghost to stop hauntimg u is to change ur wifi password and act like u hav no idea why he cant conect to it anymore"

"What was the slutty princess full of? Kingdom come"