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Joke of the Day

"Britney Spears' career That's the joke."

"What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"I dared my little brother to lick my dad's ass, and he did. So he dared me to lick my sister's pussy. Just FYI, the ass is called Toots and my sister's cat is Mr. Pickle. We're both 9 and 12"

"My cousin writes a lot of dark, emo poetry His parents say not to worry, though - he's just going through a phrase."

"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."

"My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment a bit in the bedroom we synthesised a new protein chain"

"Why was the Trebuchet so rude? It was an offensive siege weapon!"

"It's not often that one gets the opportunity to speak about someone intelligent, respected and admired. Unfortunately tonight I have to talk about (NAME)."

"How are books like dogs? The good ones are hard to put down"

"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"