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Joke of the Day

"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."

"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."

"Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?"

"I'm trying to channel my inner Kubrick for my next porno. I'm calling it ""A Cockwork Orange""."

"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"

"Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog"

"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."

"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"

"If you ever feel like you can't do something, just remember... Suicide Squad is an Oscar nominated film."

"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."