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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys. I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names."

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"Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves."
"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"
"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"
"What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band? Sleigher"
"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"
"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too."
"Stephen Tyler looks like he's made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke."
"To err is human; to moo bovine."
"""Dude go make the first move on her!"" ""Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing."" *approaches girl* ""Knight to f3"""