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Joke of the Day

"There's a difference between racism and fact... Niggers are stinky - fact"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut."

"Where does Q come before P? In front of a busy urinal."

"Doctor pulls a thermometer out of his top pocket... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""

"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick"""

"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"

"Movies are so unrealistic. This guy's using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe."