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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than morning wood? Mourning wood"
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"How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel? Defeated"
"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."
"[on date] ME: I'll have a steak WAITER: How would u like that cooked? ME: Uhh with fire or some kind of heat? *rolls eyes at date*"
"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."
"What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it."
"What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot? A lamingTON!"
"How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!"
"I just 'borrowed' $20 from my teenage daughter. She's such an idiot."