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Joke of the Day
"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."
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"How did the Nazis come up with the name for their concentration camp? After the first Jew off the train said ""Awe shits."""
"What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew."
"The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world."
"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"
"I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called ""The News."""
"My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining."
"I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels."
"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"so this baby seal walks into a club... ...he got smashed."