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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot? A lamingTON!"
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"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"
"Receptionist: So you're here about your carpal tunnel huh..fill out these 20 forms and press hard so the copies are clear"
"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."
"What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"Chuck Norris blood type is.. AK-47"
"I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie."
"HR: Do you know why I called you in here today? Me: I have a boyfriend HR: Ok, sorry to bother you"
"What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sowsand bucks"
"My wife don't want to have anal sex Butt fuck her"