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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."
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"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"
"Heard on the radio and could not resist repeating... ""My ex-girlfriend never asked me use a condom."" ""Because she was on the pill."" ""Ambien."""
"Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool"
"enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Tiffany"
"Did you hear about the monkey lawyer who kept throwing his shit at the witnesses? He's been transferred to a different branch."
"Book Of Tim, 3:13. Behold, the lord said unto them, leave not your nachos unattended for quickly they become the spoils of thieving women."
"*giraffe getting his daily coffee* G: usual grande mocha man Barista: gee that's a... G: *sigh* B:...tall order G: Christ, every goddam day Phil"
"What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian? A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read"
"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."