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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."

"Wait. I'm not cool cuz I'm home on a weekend night? You mean my home I own? With no landlord, neighbors or...parents? Wow, I'm such a loser."

"My new book I wrote on Poltergeists is flying off the shelves."

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"""Torture me"" said the masochist. ""No"" the sadist smiled."

"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"

"I wonder if Morgan Freeman will be too busy narrating his own birthday party, to actually be able to enjoy it?"

"What's the difference between a clever midget and my ex-girlfriend, the trackstar? One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."

"You know why Trump is still the GOP candidate? The GOP is pro-life."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."