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Joke of the Day
"How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel? Defeated"
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"Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker...."
"Based on the novel 'Push Notifications' by iSapphire"
"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""
"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."
"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."
"I tried to use ""MyDick"" as my Netflix password... ...Netflix told me ""not long enough."""
"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"
"HR writing an email saying I'm a naughty girl is not an acceptable excuse to not take awareness training... Apparently"
"1) Bake cake. 2) Don't cut it into pieces. 3) Eat the whole thing. 4) Claim I ate ""only one piece of cake."""