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Joke of the Day
"To err is human... To arr is pirate."
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"My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I'm hilarious. Everyone says so."
"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
"Australia's got 99 problems... But beaches ain't one."
"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."
"""I don't want this holiday to end mummy!"" ""Don't worry Madeleine, it won't"""
"Glassware has emotions. Proof: I sometimes reach to the back of the cabinet because I feel bad for the glasses that I never use."
"Now matter how sad I get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be OK."
"Always buy 'hand wash only' shirts whenever you want to wear something once and then throw it into a 'hand wash only' basket for 15 years."
"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."