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Joke of the Day

"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."

"What do you call a gay guy flying a plane? The pilot."

"Knock knock! 'Who's there?' 'To' 'To who' '*to whom' 'Kill yourself'"

"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"

"What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry it was a freak hic!"

"Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce"

"I'm not rich like Jack don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too but what was that you said about Martin !"

"A lawyer walks into a bar... He passes."

"What is a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"

"Want the secret to success? Want 2x the energy without having to diet? Want to add 20 years to your life? Want less shoulder hair? Me too."