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Joke of the Day
"Now matter how sad I get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be OK."
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"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."
"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."
"What does a Jewish man, an Asian man, and a black man have in common? They all like cantaloupe."
"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."
"wwe joke about royal rumble breaking new kofi kingston win the royal rumble and win the new wwe word heavyweight championship"
"ME: where's your brother? OLDEST CHILD: where's another roll of duct tape? ME: *sprints to the basement*"
"Q: What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? A: She was beside herself."
"GENIE: u get 3 wishes! ME: for my first wish, I want a never-ending bowl of guac GENIE: guac, huh? Yeah, that's gonna cost you an extra wish"