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Joke of the Day

"Australia's got 99 problems... But beaches ain't one."

"This joke ends in a non-sequitur... ... I know, I couldn't follow it either."

"There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator. I bet only a fraction of you get this."

"I'm like a dead owl... I just don't give a hoot anymore."

"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"

"*someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground*"

"[on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya"

"What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed? An under cover cop."

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? A fsh"

"""should i go into the arts?"" ""can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"" ""no"" ""then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"""