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Joke of the Day

"Your Mum's so Mean she doesn't even have a standard deviation."

"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."

"Me: I'm not saying I hate your voice, but when you start talking, I understand the way dogs feel about fireworks. *howls* Co-worker:"

"Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter."

"Hug a terrorist Only 30% of people have hugged the person they're going out with."

"Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around? Because he was so magmanimous."

"What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza? A pizza doesn't shoot up a school."

"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"

"Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic"

"I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went... Then, it dawned on me."