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Joke of the Day

"Always buy 'hand wash only' shirts whenever you want to wear something once and then throw it into a 'hand wash only' basket for 15 years."

"Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle? -No, go fish."

"My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful"

"Never understood the point of black friday Could have sworn we already gave them a whole month"

"How to lose 12 lbs in 7 agonizing seconds: Step 1: Make sure the wood chipper is all gassed up."

"I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank"

"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""

"A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders one beer and a mop."

"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"

"What's the most overused joke nowadays? Donald Trump"