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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."

"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop. There, you happy?"

"My parents always told me my grandpa was a magician. I never believed them until I saw him walking down the street when he turned into a bar!"

"[NSFW] 3 people having se... 3 people having sex is called threesome 2 people having sex is called twosome So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', dont take it as a compliment!"

"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."

"Bee population worldwide is exploding. What a time to be a hive."

"Friend: Dude, you need to get into her pants. Me: [imagining how soft her leggings would feel over my thighs] YES"

"I saw an advert that read: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down."