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Joke of the Day

"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."

"Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor."

"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."

"Hmmm... Jack Nicholson. He's that guy from the Laker's games right?"

"Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam? When the commander yelled ""GET DOWN"", they all started dancing."

"Why are most male politicians gay? They can only mandate."

"Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."

"What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WATAAAAAR"

"What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? Stopping it with a shovel!"