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Joke of the Day

"My parents always told me my grandpa was a magician. I never believed them until I saw him walking down the street when he turned into a bar!"

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"Fun Game: 1. Be a couple without kids. 2. Hire a babysitter. 3. When they show up and ask where the kid is, scream, ""You lost it already?!?"""
"How did the German dad scold his son for eating too much frozen dessert? QUIT Haagen-Dazs ICE CREAMS!"
"Why does beyonce sing about the ""box to the left"" Because women have no rights"
"Yo momma's so fat... .. when she fell out of bed, it was detected by LIGO."
"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."
"What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag? Finding shoes to go with it."
"My favourite girls are like carpenters. They never let wood go to waste."
"Hey plastic surgeons, breast implants with squeaker toys in em. Get on that"
"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."