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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I get called into my boss's office, my entire Facebook career flashes before my eyes."
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"Do you guys like presents? Here I am!"
"My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older"
"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"
"I asked my wife to pick up some French bread from the grocery store But ciabatta roll instead."
"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""
"I call my nephews ""Dude"" and ""Homie"" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)"
"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"