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Joke of the Day
"What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets"
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"What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat? ""Men, get on the boat."""
"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."
"My parole officer said ""You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?"" ""Joy's husband."""
"DOG: [looking out the window] wat a beautiful mornimg! the sky is grey, the grass is grey, the birds are grey and readey to eat,"
"Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to go out and have beers with? I'm asking for a friend."
"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."
"Me: For my 1st wish I want a box of Triscuits Genie:Are u sure? U can buy them at any store Me:My 2nd wish is for u to mind ur own business"
"I returned some shorts to Walmart and bought a pizza, with the credit I had received, to share with my wife... She kinda ate my shorts."
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror."