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Joke of the Day

"Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to go out and have beers with? I'm asking for a friend."

"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."

"Women call me ugly until they find out what I make Then they call me ugly and poor"

"Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT"

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."

"What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson."

"Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files."

"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."

"Did you hear that Sean Connery tried out speed-dating but he ended up making all his dates sick? He was told it was a shingles club."