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Joke of the Day

"Me: For my 1st wish I want a box of Triscuits Genie:Are u sure? U can buy them at any store Me:My 2nd wish is for u to mind ur own business"

"I find that most women are like roller coasters... They won't let me on them because I'm too fat."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"

"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"

"When preparing blood sausage, never cook it in the same pan as crip sausage."

"Skeletor: Nice ride He-Man: Thanks Skeletor: Prince Adam has a pet tiger too He-Man: Yeah? Complete different guy though"

"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches."

"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"

"What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four."

"Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister."