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Joke of the Day
"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."
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"Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit? He pities the fool."
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."
"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."
"Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, I don't even wear my hood at rallies."
"Burger King employee: what size [drink] would you like? Me (thinking she said 'side'): fries. BK: What? Me: *more forcefully* fries."
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"Girls, I think it was Thomas Jefferson who once said; ""Never put off for tomorrow, when you can put out today."""